is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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