My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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