She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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