i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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