Just mADE A PArabola og urine
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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