then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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