That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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