So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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