Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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