And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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