how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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