I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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