Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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