i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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