I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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