She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
17 year olds will be the death of me.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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