Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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