i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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