Don't you send me to vm
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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