its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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