Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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