How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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