Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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