is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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