Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
