Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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