love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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