Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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