If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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