Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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