did you get engaged???
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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