Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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