Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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