Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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