my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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