these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I love you. Go after that dick
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
