Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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