I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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