STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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