The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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