Your tits are I can't wait for
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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