I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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