Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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