Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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