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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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