SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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