Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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