i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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