they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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