dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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