She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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