apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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